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American Demotivational Poster

RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass

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rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a shot from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great shot and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
fuckstick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and fucking annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. fuck i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America FUCK YEAH attitude....however, this is a great juxtaposition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect

GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

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KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles Dickens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm
Great 5L


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Krustbag - December 19, 2014, 11:22 am
There are lots of hunters in Canada too, we are very well armed.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 7:37 am
Send This To The Clowns Up In Canada !!.
rerun - January 5, 2011, 7:52 pm

yeah, sure
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:51 pm
sorry about caps been up for 2 days 2 young lady friends 1 dressed as reindeer 1 as Bullwinkle dont know who to ride next
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
sorry about the caps been up for 3 days have 2 young ladies over 1 dressed like reindeer the other like Bullwinkle dont know which one to ride next
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2011, 7:20 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2011, 7:19 pm
Stop yelling! We can read your senseless comments just fine without the Caps.
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:16 pm
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:26 am
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:23 am
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:51 am
Guys, seriously, your swear-censor needs help...
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:50 am
If you're actually hunting with the intention of eating the meat and/or using the carcass for something other than crass trophies, sure.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 2:15 am
I am sure Mr Chan from Hong Kong,living in California has the Defence of switzerland close to his heart? (or maybe his intrests in firearms encouraged him to open a debate on Sig sauer?) of which has little relevance to this poster?
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:58 am
As I said, once again I do apologise!!! in future I'll only comment on subjects I know very little about?!
AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:44 am
It's a matter of national security can be taken another way...Just saying
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am
I do apologise, It was an attempt at humour, Having spent 12 years as a Royal Marine I have worked with "ARMY 95" in the past. the comment was regarding the swiss people wanting to disolve the armed forces!!
Lionel Chan - January 5, 2011, 1:29 am
Er.. Swiss had compulsory military service - meaning pretty much everyone had used or own a Sig sauer some point in their life. They also had one of the highest gun ownership on the planet.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Except the Swiss would have had a small pocket knife with a spoon,screwdriver, tin openers etc.
Laoch - January 4, 2011, 11:28 pm
Same reason why Germany left Switzerland alone.
Donkasaurus - January 4, 2011, 3:39 pm
These days they would also have to worry about people in the city hanging off their balcony and peppering them with 9mm's lol. love the poster.

THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one shot ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
The photo is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.



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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
Damn shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm
You Arrogant cocksucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you Fucktards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your shithole of a Cuntry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!

AMERICAN MUSCLE - Because Imports Are For Pussies.

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FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 1:35 pm
I love me some American Muscle. Beautiful thing that SS Chevelle. However, '95 Toyota Supra is as bada** as you can get.
David A - February 12, 2010, 9:28 am
You've never see a Toyota this BADASS!
Airman - February 11, 2010, 6:32 pm
I always wanted one of these. Brings back lots of memories seeing it. 5 Thank Yous

FITNESS - American style

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pro - November 13, 2008, 12:20 pm
No, it's not a real photo. It was stolen from Photoshop Phriday over on somethingawful.com.
Scorpio - November 13, 2008, 8:32 am
The ADA (Americans with Disabiolities Act) requires that all businesses be "handicap accessible," and that includes athletic clubs. This is probably a real photo, and not shoppped.
x - July 19, 2008, 11:52 pm
and the fat just keeps on comming
nice - June 5, 2008, 7:53 am

MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.

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djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The gay slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am
What asshole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm
eat shit jack. fucking faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm
go put a sandpaper dildo up your ass Jack Woodward

1ST AND 9.144 -

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Reality Lord - November 20, 2012, 6:24 am

Curious...aside from the USA are there any other countries that couldn't aafford the conversion.....like....40 YEARS AGO
Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:06 pm
I like this. Nice job. Hits the nail on the head. It didn't make sense in baseball either
Haarakkon - October 12, 2012, 2:25 am
I've been floating in and out a bit. Thx, Rerun.
rerun - October 11, 2012, 8:17 pm

nice, and good (great actually) to see ya Haar.

HEY BATEMAN! - Is that a raincoat?

NUCLEAR EXPERTS - AMERICA TO SEND 2 NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN The last time they sent "Nuclear Experts" to Japan, they killed 105,000 people...

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:44 pm
Very true. Even the "experts" who dropped the A-bomb exclaimed, "Dang! Was THAT supposed to happen?"
falloutghoul - April 9, 2012, 6:36 pm
Who said they were experts?

21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think

AMERICAN DUMB SHIT - Realisation is the british spelling.

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Me. - March 20, 2009, 3:17 pm
Respect. Learn it. no country nor anyone person is ever better than the next. Some just posses more manner's, more common sense, and more class.
V_V - July 11, 2008, 7:11 pm
Instead of making up their own words/language variants, they could've been working towards peace... What a Waste.
V_V - July 11, 2008, 7:11 pm
So many forms of "English"... Queen's, drunk-Irish, Aussie, 'ameri-glish'... So many words that sound the same that mean different things, and so many different spellings for the same F'ing word...


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Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great shot, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few lesbians, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?

AMERICA - Burning Villages since 1776.

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x0311ofone - September 26, 2012, 3:24 pm
Cracks me up people talk so much crap about American's when we sacrifice our life's for their freedom that they are to weak to fight for.
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 9:08 am
funny for a tunnel
Wade - September 29, 2008, 7:06 am
UtahState - September 10, 2008, 12:05 am
great call evil_genius... awesome call in fact!


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NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:56 am
I've read that build-up... HRM & GMPP did it with a all-aluminum LS 427, an STS diff & lots of bracing. Thing would've been a total giant-killer if allowed tire-changes for the acceleration trials, beating even the hottest Italian-job at the time.
NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:52 am
No... Drifting what backwoods moonshine runners invented to make time. Drifting is essentially NASCAR minus the organization & Sprint-car racing without the clay track, all-in-one minus the presence of other cars on the track at the same time.
NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:47 am
...Said the euro/ricer that instantly loaded his pants with bricks the moment an Ford/Ac Shelby Cobra 427 started it's engine.
zoomer296 - January 20, 2013, 8:45 pm
I agree with RatFink.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 11:26 am

goodbye ratfink
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:44 am
believe it or not this particular car actually had an LS7 under the hood thats a 427/ 512hp 486ft-lbs Big Block Chevy for all the rice fans that car will eat your shit like a fucking taco and f*ck u culos
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Wrong! I like women who play the skin flute.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
Spacedog is as gay as a french horn.
corbett06 - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
yeah i wanna see you try drifting...what you dont know is that a large majority of those cars have v8s in them...not a car you wanna fuck with on the street
Fatty - March 13, 2009, 10:29 am
Drifting is a retarded sport invented by rice burner fanatics
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am
Drifting, a tell tale sign of not being able to torn a corner in a normal efficient way.....but don't blame the drivers, blame the shitty American car technology!

ARROGANT AMERICANS - Just because it's different, doesn't mean it's wrong.

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x0311ofone - October 6, 2012, 4:05 am
All BS! You can say what you want about America and American's all you want. The truth of the matter we have pulled every country out of their own bullshit for many years and still do at this moment sacrificing our lives to keep you alive.
MasterMorality - December 29, 2009, 8:40 am
Lol. America - forever fucking up the ENGLISH language.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 11:52 am
Tunnel = 1
Mark - May 20, 2009, 11:52 am
tehsupercheez - If you must identify yourself as an American, please add that you are a Liberal Democrat, Socialist Loving American. Otherwise you are an embarrassment to all real Americans. Now please STFU and GTFO. You may now exit the Internet.
tehsupercheez - May 20, 2009, 10:17 am
lolman - March 25, 2009, 1:13 am
... a country thats fucked itself so much financially they cant even afford to buy Big Macs anymore? lol yeah... theyre gonna fuck us all up (dont know with what, theyre gonna have to sell themsleves for global sex trade to get themselves out of this shit


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Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:07 pm
I wonder which side he was on?
Iconoclast - January 14, 2011, 11:58 pm
5 musket rounds for you. I looked him up, very interesting. The OFFICIAL Hero of the State of Massachusetts.
raga7 - January 14, 2011, 11:23 pm
a hero among men

AMERICAN FOOTBALL - Like Rugby but with pads, tights and girls.

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oh shuddup - January 9, 2009, 5:05 pm
lols leave the poor yanks alone, they have a hard enough time being ...well...being that way.
HtD - January 8, 2009, 4:49 am
Apples and oranges, you dick.
RubySucks - November 6, 2008, 6:04 pm
well ya they're different, tard. if they were the same, why would we need to compare them?
NoVa KaInE - October 17, 2008, 2:27 am
PEOPLE!! They are TWO count 'em TWO different sports meaning they are UN-COMPARABLE
RnR - September 24, 2008, 3:32 pm
if you ever meet a real rugby player, tell him that to his face. BTW: do you want to be buried or cremated?
RugbySucks - September 24, 2008, 2:29 pm
Rugby doesn't need "armour" because they hit like little pussy fags!
d - July 23, 2008, 6:58 pm
The world series is baseball... not football, good try though -Stupid Eurofags, yay!!!!
e - July 20, 2008, 12:00 am
Z, like you uneducated freaks spell it.... - McDonalds, yay!!!!!
g - July 19, 2008, 11:58 pm
Haha, so true!!! Man theyre pussies! they need armour, and have to stop every 5 secs to make a new game-plan.... yip, and they call it the world series even though they are the only "country" (more like organisation, and yes it is spelt with an S, not a
Sean - April 13, 2008, 6:02 pm
What's true? That compared to rugby players, football players are girls because they need pads and wear tights?
bob - April 12, 2008, 8:59 pm
that is so true


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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:31 pm
That was America. Would you like a Hot Apple Pie with that order, sir?

HORRID... - Absolutely dreadful... Why are you wasting our time with your obvious lack of talent. I don't care what Paula thinks. I say no to Hollywood for you.

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Heavykevy666 - April 8, 2011, 2:36 am
All this time as the leader, and he's still just a Colonel... You'd think to give yourself a raise, before the bombs start falling...
firedog911 - February 23, 2011, 7:22 am
Muammar, we need to talk about your flare.... you fucking douche bag!
GySgt1811 - February 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
Too bad it was the camel's night on top when we bombed him. (My God. He looks like an Italian doorman!)
Faceplant31 - February 21, 2011, 10:16 am
Now that's fuc king funny. Nice one Jmac.

A TRUE AMERICAN ICON - The Everyman poet turns 70 years. Congratulations Bob Dylan

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MilDoc - May 24, 2011, 5:10 pm
"The ants are my friends; they're blowin' in the wind!"

AMERICANS - The only idiots that would willingly live in an area called "Tornado Alley"

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DickDonggler - December 20, 2008, 11:08 am
The Americans who live in "Tornado Alley" at least understand the risks and don't bitch and moan when their house is mowed down, unlike in New Orleans (which is BELOW SEA LEVEL) where just about everyone acted like it was a big fucking surprise.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 7:22 pm
Now I agree with you there. Only Americans would move right back to the same area "again" and wait for it to happen "again". This is a get out of here free card on the Fed or insurance or whatever means you got.
Anonymous - October 23, 2008, 9:23 pm
And yet, they'll be done rebuilding their town before New Orleans, and New Orleans had a 2 year head start.
Johnny - October 1, 2008, 12:05 pm
I think you guys missed the point here. There is an area called Tornado Alley. There isn't a place in Africa called AIDS or a place in India called Diseases.
d - July 19, 2008, 11:51 pm
your reading too many books, theres no ring of fire except down your pants mate
God - June 27, 2008, 9:09 pm
Africans see AIDS and war all over the place. I'd GTFO of there if I were them.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:40 pm
And what are those idiots in India thinking, what with all the diseases? They should move, too.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:39 pm
Yeah...and New Zealanders are the only ones dumb enough to live in the Ring of Fire.



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Renza - February 8, 2013, 6:49 am
isn't russia technically in asia and not europe?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:46 am
says the guy wit 0 posters made, and no avatar. make some jokes before you criticize others
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:28 pm
Europeans created invented the microscope. Russia is part of Europe. the1stCOMMI3 is an ignoramus.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm


THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future

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fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am

AMERICANS - If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking Native American.

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falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:02 pm
Finally, a TRUE patriot who tried to defend his country from invasion.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 11, 2011, 4:12 am
I think you missed my point. Actually... I know you missed my point.
MuthaLuva69 - March 11, 2011, 1:57 am
hahaha whoever made this is a complete utter idiot. the man in that photo is Sitting Bull who help in the killing General Custer. if anything he is a symbol of victory for the true Americans.
agdaniele - September 9, 2010, 9:11 pm
Well played.

AMERICANS - ...everybody knows you're dumb. Live with it.

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moooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 2:04 am
I know. I can't spell.......If they ever have an Emo music festival they might be concentrated enough for a tactical strike. Good thinking Sean.
Sean - April 29, 2009, 1:59 am
But these "nucular" weapons, if push comes to shove, we can use 'em on the Emo's, no?
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 1:53 am
They also gave us nuclear weapons and Emo's. nuff said aboot that.
Sean - April 29, 2009, 1:45 am
And they gave us "adam" -- a supreme dumbass.
adam - April 29, 2009, 1:40 am
AMERICANS-gave you the car, electricity, computers, the internet, and pretty much every other luxery you have. dumbass
barockeva - January 17, 2009, 5:07 pm
Of course it doesn't happen. Everyone knows you ride in the pouch.

WARNING SIGNS - Spot Them Before Its Too Late

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agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm
Yes, yes, yes! 110% yes! Zed - FTW!
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:56 pm
Eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. You ask me, she's up to something.
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:55 pm
That's no little girl. Quick, someone, call in the MIB's!
NYHCx845 - January 1, 2010, 2:34 pm
Look at the books she's carrying. Why would a little girl need/want to read the last one
The Goat - January 1, 2010, 2:06 am
I've got a daughter like that - she's 22 and in law school now...she even had hair that color when she was little


THE AMERICAN DREAM - For you have to be sleeping to believe it

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AMERICAN DOLLARS - It only took two ...

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Wazzo - June 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Daft soldier spelling ftw. The 'then' should be 'than' if anyone noticed, or even cared.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:55 pm
ur only 2% likely to die in Iraq as a U.s soldier... Iraq is just frequently slandered my the media... Just like how some ppl on the internet slander other cultures, races, etc. (and boy there are SOME CHARACTERS on the web) :P
guest - June 25, 2009, 6:52 pm
well no.. your safer with a *corpse* then Iraq.

AMERICANS - No matter how much you make fun of them on purpose, it will never top how much they mock themselves by accident.

N33RDS -

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Derek - May 15, 2011, 7:26 am
Makes more sense in places where "router" is pronounced like "rooter".
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
I read thin in her voice
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:48 am
ROR! The Aussie made a funny!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:47 am
Awesome! 5 CAT-5's cables.

MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks ass!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your ass! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing anal rape with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


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Cubbybear - February 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
What about the weekend at Bernie's?It's gone now


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 7:51 pm
Watch yourself new guy. There are a lot of Canadians on this site.
TheOmegaMan - October 17, 2010, 7:20 pm
What else can be said? Canadians love to go down on Americans...I mean TO America just like Pamela Anderson did.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:51 pm
But I hear that they keep a diary of when the Gov's window blinds are open and closed, eH!
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm
Lemme see...He had a big, long nose...a stupid-looking hat - with big antlers on it no less...and an "I hate Sarah Palin" button on his lapel.
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
Uhmmm, LD, buddy, this doctor you saw, did you ahve to cross any borders to get to his and/or her office? Just a little theory I'm working on.
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:53 pm
Back from the panic...saw a Doctor aboot the speech-thingy. He said "Drink a bag of milk and call me in the morning."
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:52 pm
Is there any cure for that peculiar speech impediment you guys have up there, eh? OH SH*T! You guys didn't say it was contagious! What's that aboot??? AUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
mooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:10 am
obviously they do. I'm allowed an hour of internet after group sessions, aren't I.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:08 am
Ya'll need some serious psychiatric help. Hope CanadaCare pays for that too.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
Had to get some of my composure back. You got me good.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:44 pm
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I see what you did there.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:42 pm
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Apparently not.... you're still messaging.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:28 pm
I can take a joke. I take my life don't I?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Long-winded explanation aside, well played, mooooooooo.... well played, indeed. (dance, puppets!)
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
so it was at -50% before? Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
I'm a fan of any cruelty of that sort. I don't use it much, as the people who are use that cop-out make me want to hurt puppies. They have a sense of humor right up until it's something unfunny to them.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:25 pm
It's funny because I really do have a sister. And that bitch drives me nuts.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
Deep breath... ok. My admiration for you just went up 150%
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
I know I'm a terrible person. Fictional Jesus is very, very angry with me.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
You bastard! Damn near typed an apology for joking about your moose-whoring sister. Heard she did a wallaby once ... but all in all, still didn't care for Australia.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
Daaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!! Hook, line and sinker. I go nuts over the "don't go there" stuff.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
Goddamn comments. I need to refresh more.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
Nah, I was just fucking with ya,Eh?.......Yeah, I went there.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
Thanks for what? Me? Putting this on me?
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
I knew that was gonna bite me in the ass.Bobviously I was directing that at WTFO and ME. My sister passed away last week (cancer) So thanks for that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:14 pm
When money runs all systems, this is what you get... America. There is a lot of good to say about advances in medicine from our universities. On the other hand, pharmaceutical companies pay lots of money to make sure cures don't come about too quickly.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:13 pm
And don't call me Christ. Thor or Zeus, are both fine.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:12 pm
Oh, sorry moooooooooooooooooo. Is there any truth to the rumor that a moose once did your sister?
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:11 pm
It might be that at the end of the day, America remains the exception for reasons that have nothing to do with ideology. But we of course wish them well.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
Christ! Shut up already. This site is supposed to be funny not informative.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
Those are some good points Me, but I think our American friends have some difficulties that Canadians don't. One seems to be illegal immigration (coupled with the inability to legally deny critical medical care), the other seems to be the Tort system ...
Me - June 14, 2009, 11:05 pm
All that being said, as much as I despise the Government having a hand in any sort of service outside of Military and Police, I don't really see any viable option. Leaving the poor to die, is inhumane, me paying for me and then them is bad business...
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:59 pm
And one other myth is this notion of "Rationed Care." I think that any Canadian here will attest that health care is not rationed in any way, save if you count Triage as rationing, but since all hospitals I know of use triage...including those in the US
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:53 pm
With Care being the operative word vice Insurance. This system assumes that it is every citizens responsibility to contribute to ensure that everyone is cared for. That being said you still need a Gov. Issued Health Card to receive any benefits.
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:51 pm
The American's work on a system of Health Insurance, where those who can pay do, those who can't (or are under Fed Coverage) are paid for by the taxpayer. Canada, and most other industrialized countries, use a system of Health Care
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:49 pm
WTFO, I know it's a common myth. And I appreciate the retraction. I think the difference in the health care is as you state a very complex problem. I (personally) believe it to come down to a difference in semantics.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:55 pm
insurance and they will make the govt's available for those poor disinfranchised folks. But who the hell is going to pay for insurance when Uncle Sam is giving it as an entitlement? Nobody and the taxpayers will pay the bill.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:54 pm
and see for yourself how well those programs work. Also, the US health care costs are high because taxpayers are already paying for the uninsured and illegal aliens' health care. The govt is telling us now that if we want we can keep our current health
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:53 pm
my own experience as a US serviceman on how well our govt handles health care. They provide us with a govt procured (read lowest bidder) HMO, TriCare (or as we call it Tri to get Care). When you retire from service you go to the VA. Do a little research
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:47 pm
they need. However, there are Americans that go to Canada due to cost issues. In both countries the quality of hospitals vary wildly. While the one you speak of may be great, other provinces are a different story according to my research. I can speak from
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:44 pm
Adam, your statements overreach the truth. The World Health Org lists Canada as 30th in the world. Also, there a Canadians that come to the US when they get tired of the red tape of a "single-payer" govt insurance and they can't find the specialized care
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:42 pm
Me, you are correct that the 9-11 terrorists did not come into the US via Canada. My mistake and I apologize to Canada. Unfortunately, it's a common myth.
Me - June 14, 2009, 4:25 pm
WTFO, you're wrong the attackers did NOT come across the Canadian border, heres a ref, but look it up ANYWHERE: http://www.nationalpost.com/scripts/story.html?id=1520295
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:43 pm
because they can't afford the shitty health care you guys have. They're afraid of losing everything they have to hospital bills, so they come up here to get the treatment they need without worrying about massive bills.
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:41 pm
WTFO, thats bullshit. People do not come to USA for special surgeries. Canada has some of the best doctors and surgeons in the world, particularlt here in Edmonton at the U of A. I've met many people who have come from USA to get treatment in Canada
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:33 pm
One of the differences between Reagan and GWB was that Reagan was smart enough to move on to a new enemy every year or two. Keeps things fresh, y'know? Bush picked only one (rather, was picked by) and kept it.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:28 pm
It's actually not much of a secret that governing bodies try to unite the people by giving them a common enemy. Principle's been around since ancient Greece. Why? Because it works.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 2:01 pm
mostly. Christian, jew, muslim no matter they all perpetuate hate for hates sake. You are obviously obsessed with whatever allows you to hate the most! Keep your focus hate and thats all we will ever have.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:57 pm
And then you taught them to fly planes. Typical to look for anyone else to blame. Arrogant pride led to the infiltration of your country. No 1 person/country carries as much blame for the 3 towers as the u.s itself. Actually organized religion is at fault
Mr. Shiny - April 19, 2009, 2:38 am
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:51 am
the Battle of 1812. No one believes the same results would occur in 2009. I work with some great Canadian forces and they do not share you illusions. Also, let's not forget that the 9-11 attackers that came here illegally came across your border with us.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:47 am
For Canuck, your health care is rationed and those who need specialized meds or operations come to the US, it can also cost you in excess of 40% in taxes. As for being civil, you should take your own advice. The war you are thumping your chest about was
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:02 am
Whataya gonna do hit us with hockey sticks? Quit bein' a canadian cock sucker.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:59 am
Well we do have free health care, clean water, and a much higher standard of living. Don't be such a U.S.A-hole baron, neighbors should be civil. And don't forget what happened last time you guys got brave and crossed our borders.
Baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 4:25 am
We Americans look up to you Canadians like a kleenex looks at the bloody mucus deposited into it.
Sean - January 5, 2009, 11:56 am
Is that why yous guys keep calling me an asshat? P.S.: wot's a asshat?
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:19 am
LOL and Props to Sean for being our hat and covering America's bald spot!

GREATEST AMERICAN HERO - We were REALLY desperate for heroes in the 80s.

PSYCHOLOGY - Being insane isn't all bad. Even if your acting is.

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Ed-Hyde - March 18, 2010, 9:55 am
lol, I got lazy and didn't want to type up every female Motifakers name. :)
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:49 am
Who is the 'co' in amina & co??? I have to know who all is included

AMERICANS - Just face it. You're hated globally.

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You know what - August 18, 2009, 7:12 am
you know what. If america is the new nazis. The rest of you motherfuckers better start getting in those ovens pretty damn quick. We want to make the title legit after all. Europe we will start with you line up please.
RnR - August 16, 2008, 6:34 am
Nevertheless, you're all guilty, by letting a minority vote getting the top cheese in power.
not american - August 15, 2008, 8:36 pm
amd the united states government are too stupid to realise that the taliban do not represent afghanistan. or have anything to do with iraq. but whacha gonna do?!
American - August 15, 2008, 6:56 pm
Yeah. Because people are too stupid to realize that one American doesn't represent the whole country.

AMERICANS - The only people on Earth who make animal cruelty a sport.

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madness6977 - July 2, 2009, 12:12 am
poster doesn't get out much
TrueX - February 28, 2009, 1:35 pm
Yeah, mud wrestling a pig Vs Spanish bullfighting. Yeah, you know why the bulls are so mad? They stab him in the back, impale him with small spear like things, and then the Matador in the end finishes the job. The animal torment lasts about 20 minutes.
weker - December 11, 2008, 2:38 pm
but then again when cock fighting or bull fighting involve rubbing your muddy body against a pig
LogicDude - December 11, 2008, 12:36 pm
And last I checked, cockfighting (not the *gay* kind) didn't originate in the US either. Haha..."cock"-fighting...*snicker*...
Jordan - December 11, 2008, 12:32 pm
hey dumba#$ you ever heard of bull fighting pretty sure thats not American



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MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:58 pm
Ever see when they try to explain how to get free beer? Doesn't work...:(
spacedog - January 22, 2013, 6:07 pm
HA! Hoser proverbs! Keep your stick on the ice. 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:24 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes guys!
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:42 pm
C - eh - N - eh - D - eh
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 9:22 pm

Same goes for driveways, sidewalks and porches in my hometown! Erie, PA born and raised! 5 frozen Lions on this one.
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:51 pm
5L for truth Missy

AMERICANS - We aren't LAZY... We're efficient..

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ughomer - March 28, 2012, 2:02 pm
What a hoot!
HallieMarie - March 13, 2012, 5:22 am
I like to think of it as I got lucky.
HallieMarie - March 13, 2012, 5:20 am
=x =)
carebear - March 12, 2012, 4:03 pm
(carebear BANNED)
HallieMarie - March 12, 2012, 1:47 pm
Lol, yes I made it. I'm in a better mood lately.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 1:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)


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rudeboy308 - July 23, 2011, 7:08 pm
Love this song from Alice Cooper. These four lines pretty much sum up my high school years. He's still touring and is still sick and twisted on stage.

AMERICANS - the only idiots to call a game where you hold the ball with your hands football

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Lok1GT - November 6, 2009, 9:27 am
People are so ignorant. American Football was an evolution of Football. It used to be called Gridiron Football to HONOR the original sport of Football.
ACE - June 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Dumb ass football is soccer in places dumb ass the 2nd guys are
William - August 16, 2008, 3:53 am
Football -Well it sure looks like they are holding balls in this form of football
... - July 11, 2008, 7:35 pm
The concept of 'footlong' elludes certain 'male categories'. *smirk*
Me - June 21, 2008, 9:33 pm
Must remember "american" football is called football as the ball is a foot long
Jungie - June 11, 2008, 1:56 pm
Americans: not good enough for Canadian football.
Football: - June 9, 2008, 12:41 pm
Americans no good at it,invented their own version that no other country plays thus they cant be beaten at it!
I - June 7, 2008, 3:10 pm
Have to agree with this one

AMERICA - Home of some crazy-ass dreams

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Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:59 am
I hear that she gives awesome blowjobs, if that counts for anything.
SoUnDbWoY - September 9, 2008, 8:27 pm
America: you're doing it wrong
d - July 19, 2008, 11:53 pm
She is though! - coked up, getting fatter each day, a drop out, uneducated, cant sing, needs a shrink, ugly and a fucking slut... Yip THE AMERICAN DREAM!!! (That and KFC)
Les - July 8, 2008, 6:20 am
I think he means "CRAZY" Trailer Trash!
Bry - July 5, 2008, 3:52 pm
She WAS the American dream. Now, just trailer trash.

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:43 pm
I'm American, military, and I love this country but the never forget stuff is getting ridiculous. Bilboards, License plates, Bumper stickers, Posters, Pamphlets... I haven't forgotten, just becoming a little numb at this point. Nice picture though.
Veldimar - January 3, 2011, 1:36 pm
You can never forget the things you dont't know. That's why you don't forget.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 21, 2009, 9:58 pm
This is a beautiful poster.
MO - August 21, 2009, 3:47 pm
Or How 'bout Steven Colbert asking colored voters if they agree with BHO's choice of Sarah Palin as his VP? They all supported her and thought she was just the bestest ever. Then again Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jessy the Body Ventura were also elected...
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 12:48 pm
Logic?? We don't need no stinkin' logic! Well, cept LogicDude anyway, crap, this whole comment started off funny in my head.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:17 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:17 pm
JK.... I lover you guys .....just keep making Movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:16 pm
Or "never forget everyone hates you"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:15 pm
Or Amerikens. "Never subscribe to logic"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2009, 12:13 pm
Or "Amerikens never pass up a super size"........come on it's just a joke.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:37 am
And no I did not just confuse Pearl Harbor with Iwo Jima.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:36 am
When Jay Leno does his Jay-Walking bit and has no apparent difficulty whatsoever finding Americans who cannot say who attacked whom at Pearl Harbor, "never forget" seems to apply to a select few Yanks.
Rollseyes - August 21, 2009, 11:31 am
Not bygone at all. America's Glory is a constant light in a dark world. The full light of that Glory will become evident when the socialist administration currently running the country into the ground is partially removed come the next election cycle.
HubbaBubba - August 21, 2009, 4:21 am
They never forget....´cause they keep badgering everyone else with bygone glory.....
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:48 am
Nor does anyone else. (Except stoners, Alzheimer sufferers and a few other unfortunates))

CRAPO PARK - A Happy, Fun Place For The Whole Family

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spacedog - December 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
Best dog-park I've ever been to. Loved it.

AMERICAN DIPLOMACY - Saving one poor country after another !

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:46 am

AMERICANS - Was there any in Berlin on may 1945..?

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Dman1965 - July 7, 2012, 10:31 pm
i could say the yanks joined in after they sold britain and europe all that steal for maximum profit ... but then again many many great american young men died along with all their allied brothers and sisters to help save this world from nazi tyranny
oaktree - February 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
Keep in mind that Russia was just fighting the Germans on on the Eastern frond by ground and air....ok a little in the sea. Mean while, U.S. was fighting the Germans in the west, south, air and sea....oh yea and fighting the Japan.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Try to keep it light, ok?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Cool your jets a little, Georgi... this is an entertainment site... we'd rather not start a movement here.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:30 am
After 30 million people murdered by those worthless animals, they deserved what we gave them. Every last bit of it.
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 11:07 pm
hey oaktree, you mad?
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
Oh No! It is Culos, the Nazi grammar police. Go fuck your suck cupcake. What the hell do you know about WWII?
culos - February 24, 2010, 5:50 pm
oaktree if you don't know what you're talking about it is better not to comment at all. By the way, your English sucks. In conclusion, leave the Interweb and go back to school. Amen
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 10:44 am
All you people need to read a little more. Eisenhower decided to let the Russians to take Berlin. Because they where fighting German since June of 1941 and they push the German army out of their country.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:14 pm
Back to the point of the Poster, Gen. Patton could've been in Berlin long before the Ruskies if he hadn't been ordered to stop. RUssia got Berlin because the rest of the Allies let them. End of debate, now F*** OFF!!!!!
Moog - July 17, 2009, 9:58 pm
Russians: Lend Lease. Learn it. In hindsight we'd have been better off to leave you at the tender mercies of Adolf.
Baron von Tofurkey - June 26, 2009, 3:00 am
meh: "D Day came too late to make a difference..." thank you for letting me read the stupidest, most ignorant statement in the history of humankind. Truly well done. Oh, and um, one other thing...Italy was of vital f*cking importance, u stupid twat.
Meh... - June 14, 2009, 2:59 am
While the brits and the yanks were fighting a couple hundred thousand Germans (split between Africa and Italy), USSR fought 4 million. D-Day came too late to make a difference and both Africa and Italy were of marginal importance.
Meh.. - June 14, 2009, 2:57 am
Eh Americans, then you don't know history, you pull random nonsense out of your ass. As demonstrated by "LogicDude".
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:26 pm
*grate (I think)
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
AMERICANS They know the secret to great lovin' and great warrin': it's way better to come late, than to come early.
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 9:19 pm
Why thank you my "greated" parmesan friend! (for the dummies: I know how to spell "grated"...I changed it to "great" to compliment the Cheesemeister!) bye!
Cheeseman - June 2, 2009, 4:40 pm
I have a bookcase of books for the last centuries wars, and iu don't need so say anything cause Logicdude has proved what dumbasses you all are. America was also unofficially helping before 42 with supplies and merchant shipping across the atlantic.
DjaPavlak - May 29, 2009, 11:10 pm
We let Russia take it, let them get revenge on the Facist s.o.b's
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 3:00 pm
The US suffered 18,000+ casualties on the first day of the invasion of Italy. THAT was a pretty serious meat-grinder. Seems pretty earnest to me.
All American - April 2, 2009, 1:37 pm
You are right but I think what that other guy was saying was that the Americans really got into it "in earnest" on D-Day.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:54 am
...diverting to the Eastern Front and defeating the Russians - which, if they had been able to divert all manpower and resources, the Germans WOULD have done. Stalin begged for these diversions at the conferences with the rest of the Allied leaders.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:53 am
Correction to all here...the US entered the war in 1942 against the Germans in North Africa and also in the invasion of Siciliy and then mainland Italy and southern France - all before 1944. It was the operations there that kept German troops from...
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:31 pm
Learn History - It's nice to know that some one out there knows how to read a book.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 5:20 pm
The US did contribute to the war! True, not until '44 with a major fighting force. But the US pretty much mobilized the Red Army with the Lend Lease program supplying over 250,000 6x6 trucks among other things. The death toll in the east was massive.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
fuck team effort Americans did nothing in the war to help any of the world
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:37 am
As for the Soviets winning the European war, I think it was a team effort. They couldn't have done as well as they did without the US fighting the Germans on the Western front and Italy. Hitler's biggest tactical mistake was Operation Barbarossa.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:33 am
I can agree that "80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets" but to put that into perspective, the Russians started killing Germans on June 22, 1941. Americans didn't start in earnest until June 6, 1944.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 10:21 am
80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets. They won the European war, the US only helped! In Yalta FDR and Churchill agreed with Stalin that the Red Army would take Berlin, the bloodiest battle in history!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:09 am
Have you been to Canada? Everyone really is nice, and that stuff they call 'bacon'? That's not the USA!! Our bacon is smoked and long and stripey, not unsm,oked and...oh god... circular. *sob*
.... - January 14, 2009, 9:48 pm
Canadians didn't do shit in the war. Plus canadians are exactly the fucking same as the US anyway. It's practically the same country, really it is.
american - January 14, 2009, 9:51 am
a western front is the only reason germany couldnt crush russia. Russia was next to germany AMERICANS liberated the rest of europe WHILE fighting the japanese in the pacific..we should have let you all rot in a socialist hell.
americaneagil - December 10, 2008, 6:53 am
so wat we still the bestest cuntry on planit erth. thats why we in the middle of all th maps.
jrrjrs - November 27, 2008, 11:19 pm
Russians get left out, us canadians get left out...face it Americans are greedy,self righteous little assholes who think they won every battle they were in....hmmm that's why your STILL fighting in the middle east....yeah that's cause no one has your bac
eric - November 15, 2008, 12:33 am
it would have tooken us 63 years at most! to make almost everybody talking english, too bad we make their kids make our shoes?(not implying the people at friendly Sears does that)
Sean - November 14, 2008, 1:56 pm
Wow, I'll never understand the war in Vietnam. But thanks for trying, it means you care.
THeDRiZZLe - November 14, 2008, 1:40 pm
OK, time for a quick histroy lesson everyone. The Allies agreed to let the Russians take Berlin. The western Allies could ahve made a run for it too, but Stalin wanted it. The war betwen Germany and Russia was personal. Talking trash over this is tard
Great Mother Russia - November 13, 2008, 4:15 am
I was under the distinct impression that we're speaking Russian *DESPITE* the Yanks!
Hitler - October 16, 2008, 6:06 pm
One more warning and then I'm calling the Gestapo! OFF my lawn NOW!
B - October 16, 2008, 3:40 pm
Russia beat us to the city but we were tied up with the rest of Germany.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:59 pm
it's actually called Farsi, and what does Persia have to do with this?
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:20 am
Also, the german U-boats were hitting the US coasts : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Happy_Time
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:17 am
The Atlantic Charter... then Pearl Harbour. Look it up.
Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 3:20 am
the germans didnt attack us so why did we bother helping europe anyway?
Dave - September 1, 2008, 4:05 pm
Russians, were there any in Rome or Tokyo?
Hitler - September 1, 2008, 3:35 pm
Hey! You kids get off my lawn!
killersheep - August 31, 2008, 8:35 am
hey sparky those are russians in the picture. they were on our side.
SuperSparky - August 31, 2008, 8:11 am
No, we were too busy liberating the rest of Europe from the assholes in Berlin. Sorry we missed that one. Stop your whining, without Americans you'd all be speaking Russian or German, or even Pharsie.

HANDBALL - That's how it should be called.

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huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:18 pm
football is awesome, anyone who thinks otherways, go suck a d*ck
agreeable mitch - May 7, 2009, 8:37 am
America and Australia are the only ones who miss use the word football. football is played with a round ball not that stupid point crap you call sporting equipment.
f - July 20, 2008, 12:18 am

AMERICAN "FOOTBALL" - They play with another kind of balls.

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huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:13 pm
just cause its not round doesnt mean its not a ball, a football is a ball, and in football, you do use ur foot, thats how you start off the game, you kick the ball across the field and then the other team has to catch and run,so shut up dumbass,and fuck u
Not american for sure. - July 7, 2008, 11:17 am
Well, technically you are right. The "ball" you use in your american football is not even a ball. So no foot, no ball... Lets play american nonfoot-oval!


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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:25 pm
You're right! Thank you very f**king much...bahaha!
Bolverk3778 - May 24, 2013, 6:41 pm
Do not take good manners for being passive, the Canadians can just as aggressive as the rest of North America they are just more polite as they do it.
Rudedog - March 1, 2013, 10:48 pm
So true. Just prepare when we need more trees.

BAD NEWS - on the doorstep i couldn't take one more step

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Reality Lord - February 3, 2013, 12:04 pm

....and we were singing.... bye byee miss american pieeeee
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2012, 10:49 pm
That explains a lot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2012, 10:48 pm
But I knew I was out of luck, the day, the music died.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2012, 10:22 pm

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
Uthon - October 14, 2012, 3:28 am
Man I dig those rhythm and blueueueuesss.
ughomer - October 13, 2012, 8:54 am
You both kicked off your shoes...
Reality Lord - October 13, 2012, 1:04 am

Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
GaryO - October 12, 2012, 10:32 pm
Children, yer playin’ a song I know….but I was more of a Big Bopper fan…..chantily lace…that’s the music that died for me……5Ls of memory…damn.
Greeny - October 12, 2012, 9:29 pm
I'm a lonely little Petunia in an Onion patch...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 7:33 pm
Do you believe in rock 'n roll? Can music save your mortal soul? Can you teach me how to dance....real slow?
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm

Did you write the book of love And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so?
spacedog - October 12, 2012, 6:52 pm
singin' this'll be the day that I die...
ughomer - October 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
Singin' this'll be the day that I die...
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 5:19 pm

Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey in Rye
Airman - October 12, 2012, 5:01 pm
bye bye Miss American Pie drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
crankyhead - October 12, 2012, 4:50 pm
...and they were 5inging...
Reality Lord - October 12, 2012, 4:25 pm

i can't remember if i cried when i read about his widowed bride. something touched me deep inside....the day....the music....died

Collecting Data -

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History Lesson -

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Oldsod - March 28, 2014, 5:12 pm
As a certified (and certifiable) historian, I officially found 5 lost lions for this one!

USA USA USA !!!!!! -

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violetfox - July 1, 2011, 9:11 pm
The American is not Ganguro. Now New Jersey, that's full of Ganguro.
Untamedfifty - October 5, 2010, 7:50 am
i'd tap that... the american one
Densaku - October 5, 2010, 6:10 am
Ganguros are freaky, whatever the country they come from...

NATIONAL DONUT DAY - Shared on the same day as "International Day of Innocent Children Victims of Aggression Day" America needs priorities!

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:16 am
That was the inspiration for the jelly donut!

NO - It's one fret off too far to be a G chord, moron.

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... - August 23, 2008, 6:06 pm
unless hes in drop Eb and barring it badly, or just shit at guitar
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 3:14 pm
Epic lulz? No, epic fail. No more motifake for you.

AMERICAN CARS - They may not be able to turn corners But they still kick foreign cars' ass At a quarter the price

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rerun - August 8, 2010, 10:52 am

cease & desist calling members here names
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:46 am
fuck you faggots i got a 91 Chevrolet S10 with a 4.3L v6 that does a 13.096 on the 1/4 mile
Sid - December 9, 2009, 7:41 am
American cars, not even best sellers in America. Nuff said!
Derek - December 8, 2009, 5:28 pm
Get working on electric cars, and be leaders again

AMERICAN DRAGON - Saving the wrestling world from sports entertainment, one jobber at a time.

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Taivas - March 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
It's "American Dragon" Bryan Danielson. And he has til 5.
Moar - December 2, 2008, 12:20 pm
Does anyone realize that he's gonna die?
SlimSkeeter - September 30, 2008, 6:52 pm
no kidding ... fail!
zerojustice - June 18, 2008, 7:39 pm
I thought the American Dragon was Jake Long?


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hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 9:31 pm
Almost funnier than his monkey face.
bubbalou - October 6, 2010, 12:51 pm
rofl 5L



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tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 10:05 pm
Again, good to hear positive feedback from the professionals! Thanks.
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:59 pm
I agree with Rerun. You're doing well Telli, keep it up.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:54 pm
Very much appreciate Rerun! Definately means alot. And thanks for letting me stay!
rerun - October 19, 2010, 7:46 pm

tell...you bring the A game in your work. the more biting the sarcasm with the twist the better. thanks for being here.
tellitlikeitis - October 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
Well thank you very much sir! Someone who understands good sarcastic humour.
rerun - October 19, 2010, 7:37 pm

this is Aces, 5L

THE GLASS MENAGERIE - The only time a production about a girl that gets broken doesn't make you use a full box of tissues.

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agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:30 pm
I beg to differ... you might want to see the unrated version. 5L

AMERICAN GLADIATORS - You know, now that you mention it... those women were kind of buff...

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Treehodger - September 1, 2010, 11:23 pm
I've been away like a- Damn it. I could go the racist route but I don't want to be banned right after I came back. That'd make me very much sad face. I had a lot of medical and legal things to deal with. That's all I'm saying.
pzykosiz - September 1, 2010, 12:19 am
where have you been hodger?

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - Americana at it's finest...we know DRAMA!

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Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:27 pm
This is a hard assignment. Stella!!!!
spacedog - May 1, 2010, 8:58 pm
5 Stellas!


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Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:20 pm
America: invades countries for freedom and liberty. On another note: You can regain your virginity by fucking.
G4briel - March 25, 2010, 10:38 am
Theyr own liberty, of course.
Spangle - October 8, 2009, 6:08 pm
America: getting in the way of the grown ups for 300 years.
HubbaBubba - August 27, 2009, 4:05 am
Indeed, America will always fight. So everybody else, BEHAVE, or America will bring Democracy to your country, and you have to ask yourself: "Do I really want THAT???"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 6:33 am
I have to say I love this poster.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:23 am
after Noriega declared war on the US. Protecting the liberty of US citizens is an important mission. Apparently, you feel that mission is a "selfish purpose". Take your stupidity and insults elsewhere. They don't stand up to facts and logic.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:20 am
Blah, blah, blah Timmy. Did we bomb you recently or something? You seem so bitter and completely misled. Granada is a town in Spain, however Grenada is an island we invaded to free US citizens being held captive. In Panama, we went to protect US lives
Amerifags - April 18, 2009, 6:24 pm
Will stamp liberty on any selfish purpose, yeah, let´s invade Granada and Panama, doing it for Liberty!
Elder God Douchebag - February 22, 2009, 6:22 pm
America would win, duh.
Roamer - February 22, 2009, 5:50 pm
If they were to fight due to massive time travel accident... who would win.....
Toussaint - February 20, 2009, 9:44 am
Captain, you've just been reduced in rank. The artwork is period acceptable as the US forces had several variations of waistcoat: blue with white trim, blue with gold, blue with red. And of course the British were in red.
Captain History - February 20, 2009, 6:22 am
Ok...Ummm....The left of the pctureis fighting against the English right....And the tight hand side is fighting for he English. Bit of a mixed bag there...
Mark - February 16, 2009, 9:47 am
Outstanding! You are truly an artist Ron. Another 5 marching fur bags for you.



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Zed - October 12, 2009, 2:09 am
"I always welcome a fuzzy little friend that lets me know I won't be going to jail" - Bill Maher
agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 11:56 pm
You must not live in Florida.
ICEMAN - October 11, 2009, 11:06 pm
I don't remember the flag having a toupee.
agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 9:55 pm
LMAO! Check the Hasselhoff comments before you are entirely flattered, Ron!
RON - October 11, 2009, 9:55 pm
u charmer u...lol thx!!!!!!
agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
I look to the master.... 5L!
RONSART - October 11, 2009, 8:29 pm
THANKS MODERATOR FOR CATCHING ERROR...I owe ya one! Nice to know I,m not the only one who drinks and makes errors. You kids are super!


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culos - December 21, 2009, 9:41 am
"Culos, always looking for the best P.O.V."
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:34 pm
love it!
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:23 pm
They must have a lot of beavers in Canada...
The Goat - September 25, 2009, 7:55 pm
For a second there I thought that guy in the yellow shirt was William Shatner ... who is a Canadian
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:48 pm
Thanks Aggy
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 7:45 pm

AMERICANOS - Não sabem falar a lingua de ninguém. E acham que estão certos.

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John Profit - August 19, 2008, 12:59 pm
Translate mode on: - Being a mussulman id a fuck job. - Americans, only speak english. And they think they're right. lol TEN STARS !!
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 2:23 pm
I voted high on this one. I have no idea what it says, but I'm pretty sure it's funny.


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agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL.... Canada, FTW!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 1:07 am
makes sence now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:06 am
Sorry... I didn't get to timmy this when it came out... making up for lost time. I get it.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:05 am
But why are her tits gay?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Pics an American Woman, part of the song lyircs are 'American Woman, Stay away from me, American Woman, Mama let me be'
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 1:03 am
ya i dont get this one, the guess who are from winnipeg
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:02 am
I'm gonna go AggyHere on you... I don't get it.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 1:01 am
This one seemed clever at the time. Didn't do too well.
rerun - October 23, 2009, 3:03 pm

re-edit the pic with a new caption
MrRandom - October 23, 2009, 2:57 pm
Oh god, I think this is the first one I ever did. I don't even like it now, lol.
RON - October 23, 2009, 1:31 pm
Payback 2...5L...lol

AMERICANS - Geography isn't their strong point

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LAUGHING - the usual reaction to seeing cubbybear naked.

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Cubbybear - November 23, 2008, 9:46 pm
I didn't do this...boo!
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 6:48 pm
I once sent a nude photo of myself to PLAYGIRL magazine, and it was returned, covered with vomit.

AMERICANS - Start name-calling whenever they can't come up with a proper answer.

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Naked Waffles - June 25, 2009, 8:01 pm
haha, yes =,= ( no offense to all americans )
Mark - January 21, 2009, 3:18 pm
That's not always true. Have you considered that you might really be an idiot?

I HATE THE SMELL OF PIG - The Stimulus Package Stinks!

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Mark - February 11, 2009, 5:31 pm
I supposed if we did live in a democracy this stimulus bill would never get off the ground. But like it or not, we don't live in a democracy. The US has a Republic form of government. Haa-haa, how do you like them apples, you blue-state-democrat-retard?
LogicDude - February 5, 2009, 1:08 pm
A wild Timmy has appeared...
We want real democracy - February 5, 2009, 1:00 pm
Haa-haa, how do you like them apples, you red-neck-republican-retards?
Hakiu - February 5, 2009, 11:24 am
The democrats of this country could help by witting their congress persons and tell them to vote down this atrocity. But I am sure when the crap hits the fan, it will be blamed on the repubs.

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU - for being american

AMERICANS - we speak English

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Don't be fucking stupid. - April 27, 2009, 6:30 pm
Ya, because all english folk speak with perfect grammar and pronunciation, don't they? Don't be fucking retarded, The rest of the english speakers in the world fuck up the language just as much as us Americans.
me - October 11, 2008, 10:56 pm
You speak a retarded dialect of english, badly. Its ok, we all understand you need things simplified.

ASSHOLES - No matter where they come from: you can spot them easily.

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Marty - June 21, 2009, 4:40 am
As usual a fat American does it wrong....... what a surprise

DANK FüR NICHTS - amerikanisches Bumsengesicht!

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WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:27 am
This is a first, but I whole-heartedly agree with Marduke. This dipshit needs to STFU. We are an economic power because of a strong work ethic and the free market.
Haarakkon - May 1, 2009, 12:30 pm
Natural resources. Slavery ended here almost 150 years ago. Do you really think our ancestors amassed enough wealth to tide us over for that long? The Great Depression was a myth, then?
? - May 1, 2009, 11:57 am
make's no sense because it does not fit with your idiotic flag waving culture? where do you think most of your wealth comes from? Slavery and war. and how else can you explaining all the 'bailing out'? your presidents are just very very nice i suppose
Marduke - May 1, 2009, 11:54 am
That last comment has now risen to the top of the list as the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Let me know where you live and I'll send you a couple of dollars to STFU. Please don't post again until you can at least make a little sense.
and FYI - May 1, 2009, 11:46 am
the states only bail countries out because weapon manufacturing generates an astronomical amount of money for your economy and soldiers are expendable cos you're gov does not give a crap about them. it's not out of the kindness of your heart. moron
erm... - May 1, 2009, 11:42 am
because the heavy exploitation of slavery for hundreds of years made you the most powerful economy in the world, well done you can buy lots of guns
dgbt - May 1, 2009, 11:40 am
We're the teenage kid? Then why do we have to come save you from the bullies all the time?
U!S!A!...U!S!A...U!S!A! - May 1, 2009, 11:20 am
And we don't hate you because you're so BIG and STRONG, we hate you because you're so very FAT so incredibly GREEDY and you don't understand or give a crap about the rest of the world as long as you can go to mcdonalds in your bick fuck off shiny truck
U!S!A!...U!S!A...U!S!A! - May 1, 2009, 11:15 am
Do you even realise how Americans are something we Europeans laugh at on a daily basis? You lot are like Europe's obnoxious teenage kid. Fat, spoilt and greedy
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
Chance are that the US has sent your little piss ant country foreign aid. Das tunnel = eins
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:21 pm
xxx - I see now...you're one of those ungrateful anti-American bozos. You say you don't want any American help now but when your government or some foreign power starts killing your neighbors you'd start crying for American help. Where are you anyway?
xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:10 pm
as long as we remember the great victory of usa above vietnam....
xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:09 pm
i hope america is not going to help country im living in.... that would be terrible for me and all other people who live here.... and of course, who cares that is was russia who defeated germany....
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 9:45 am
Everyone knows it was the Russians what stopped the Germans. Then the US stopped the Russians.
propagandarr - October 27, 2008, 3:46 am
no one in germany says "bumsengesicht", i mean WTF..und wenn schon "dankE für nichts"
s[...] - June 22, 2008, 11:11 pm
[...] as "hitlers children" all day on the web. [email protected]
surthur - June 22, 2008, 11:10 pm
you nearly managed to write german, congratulations,its not easy. Oh and he wanted to express fuckface in german .... I think... we would rather say "arschgesicht" oh and thank you for spamming our daily life with propaganda and accusing as "hitlers ch
THeChaos92 - June 9, 2008, 8:14 am
Germany may have noting to thank us for, but allot of other countries do and they say the same damn things, so you can fuck off
Captain Whitey - May 22, 2008, 11:40 am
Using my limited knowledge of German, I've got the "Thanks for nothing" and "American" bits. No clue what the last word translates to.
Amy - May 14, 2008, 5:12 pm
do you even know what it says phil?
Phil - May 14, 2008, 5:02 pm

WOULD IT BE POLITICALLY INCORRECT - if we rounded ALL of them up and deported their asses out of the U.S.?

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Murer - December 11, 2009, 8:02 pm
Unless you are an indian, you would probably be deported too. Unless the deporters are not indians.

AMERICANS - They are never asked for help. They just spontaneously invade countries.

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Cookies - July 8, 2008, 2:46 am
Never asked for help- then the french and such countries can fuck off. Cause they'd be speaking german if it weren't for us one- and two everyone else is just pissed cause we've done what they've managed to fuck up in a shorter matter of time.
RnR - July 7, 2008, 6:55 am
While we're at it: do you want a list of countries with dictators? I'm sure the boys won't mind being a way for the next few decades.
RnR - July 7, 2008, 6:53 am
suggest you open up a history book about Vietnam
Grey - June 21, 2008, 10:56 pm
Sorry, correction, Vietnam wasn't invaded, it just politically split and then recaptured.
Grey - June 21, 2008, 10:53 pm
We only invade countries that are A. ruled by Genocidal dictators (Afghanistan, Iraq), or B. Countries that have already been invaded (WW2, Vietnam). Oh, and nice spelling of you, mister Ghoul.
Ghoul - June 11, 2008, 11:24 pm
Not only don't you even know what country I live in, due to your natural american ethnocentrism I can tell yoo can't even know what country I live in.
manatee - June 11, 2008, 12:25 pm
Make fun of us all you want. Your country is next.

AMERICANS - Not knowing that Iranians are ethnically Aryan since forever ago.

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Kung-Fu Devil - September 10, 2008, 12:55 am
The person who made the 'Pissy Arab' motifake actually proved the poor education jibe... at least in the English department.

USA - United Stupid Assholes

AMERICANS - See how the world survives without us.

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Liam - August 9, 2009, 3:38 am
Just so ya know the guy that put it in green spelled "their" wrong, and snot green and red don't go well together. Oh, and Americans read more than American news so go suck another dick - just try not to get your brit snaggleteeth caught on his sack.

EMOS - They are kinda cute too, but we don't want to be like them and surely we can't stop obsessing them.

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ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION - We obviously did not stop it in time

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS BETTER - But some european will probly make a motivatoinal poster around this one. that european is a fag

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firecock97 - December 27, 2009, 10:00 am
I'm not a European, I am an American Soldier. I have played both sports and have to agree with the Aussie. Rugby is the better and tougher of the two.
MAKTEK - August 17, 2009, 1:42 am
Not a Euro, Im an aussie, and I have to say NFL is a pansy sport, Get rid of the helmets and padding and make a real game out of it!!!!
Acey - April 20, 2009, 3:39 am
Europeans, gotta love 'em. They kick the ball in American football quite often actually.
Bunny - April 14, 2009, 7:35 am
Is better than what, exactly? Knitting cock warmers for japanese business men?
Culos - January 14, 2009, 3:35 am
Don't see a ball, don't see a foot. This game is called Handegg, not football, and as far as fags go, what's up with all the protective gear. What a bunch of pussies!

YEAH, RIGHT... - Perhaps that's why you DON'T have marriage in some of your states, yanks.

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Renee Pussman - December 9, 2008, 11:39 am
Seriously, Europeans are so fucking lame and stupid.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 25, 2008, 11:40 am
Could be East Dakota, or maybe Southwest Dakota...
RnR - August 25, 2008, 6:46 am
You sure it's South Dakota?... (i dont recall)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 11:37 pm
Except for South Dakota, whose state motto is "The Land of Absolutely No Married People Whatsoever and Mount Rushmore."
Durka Durka - August 24, 2008, 8:10 pm
Europeans have the worst insults EVER. We have marriage in every single one of our states...
datnigga - August 16, 2008, 1:41 am
what?! dude, cut down on the assburgers.

FAKED - Ah Photoshop, making good ol' American lies for the Republican party since they turned evil. Nice ones, too.

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Die - April 17, 2009, 11:12 pm
that wasn't even done with malicious intent. it was as a joke with the 'shopper's coworkers. I read the interview, why don't you? http://www.jmg-galleries.com/blog/2008/09/11/an-interview-with-the-creator-of-the-sarah-palin-bikini-gun-photo/
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:42 am
Hey! Who photo shopped this girl onto Sarah Palin? And is that guy really drinking Schlitz? I didn't think they made that stuff anymore.
Jhvh - January 23, 2009, 11:38 am
it's just a BB gun...
Anon - December 31, 2008, 5:08 pm
If you lived in the south, you would see that there's nothing fake about this picture.
Asa - November 12, 2008, 12:24 pm
AMBUGATON!!!! (btw, you're lying to yourself if you wouldn'd bed that chick... hit it doggy style if you don't like the face)
Merlin - October 14, 2008, 12:55 pm
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:43 am
Night and Day, you are the one (it's never too late to act silly in comments sections like this) Pump up the jam,Pump it up,While your feet are stompin',And the jam is pumpin', Look at here the crowd is jumpin', Pump it up a little more
TigerKid - October 2, 2008, 11:13 pm
Who lives in a pineapple under the (shit...im so late with this)goofy goober
Fletch - September 17, 2008, 3:56 am
In West Phili... (I won't go there.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:14 am
Orange and lemon, raincoats roll and tumble, together, just like fruit tipped from a tray(yes, it was the Smiths)Naughty girls need love too...
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:10 am
Hey jude, dont be afraid. You were made to go out and get her. (if doing that, you should pick song that tend to "hang around" in your brain for hours). So ferry 'cross the mersey...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:45 am
(The Smiths?)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 12:33 am
Everybody wang chung tonight! ( I would make a similar stylistic choice, but I have a feeling I'd pick the wrong band) Punctured bicycle on a hillside, desolate...
Sean - September 4, 2008, 11:39 pm
I appreciate your input. (Incidentally, I now only communicate outside parenthesis through the use of Bloodhoung Gang lyrics. I suspect that for the first little while, at least, I am going to be using a lot of parenthesis.)
Debbie Downer - September 4, 2008, 8:54 pm
Sarah Palin's face is MUCH better than this one's. Ugh.

AMERICANS - Boasting about WW2 since 1945. Never realising they were protecting themselves more than saving anyone else.

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WTFO - June 4, 2009, 12:02 am
Tunnel = 1
guest - June 2, 2009, 6:45 pm
Good idea, bag on us Americans, then look surprised when the bombs start coming down
Fatty - April 2, 2009, 4:08 pm
*less than 25...
Fatty - April 2, 2009, 4:07 pm
85% of the Americans you find on the net are prob < 25 years of age. I guess hormones cause ignorance. The net replaced the TV as a parental guide about 10 years ago.
??? - April 2, 2009, 3:52 pm
Honest to God, I know some Americans and they're great people; but the ones found on the internet generally seem to confirm all of the stereotypes. Anyone know the cause of this discrepancy?
??? - April 2, 2009, 3:47 pm
"I realiZe your country must've had an aggressive grading curve" Well done for proving the point that americans don't think of anywhere outside their own country; realiSe is the English spelling.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 2, 2009, 11:28 pm
Actually, the Empire of Japan sent us a personal invitation, and so we RSVP'd.
WvO - February 2, 2009, 11:06 am
No one invites America to a war, America invited itself in WWII...
Mark - January 26, 2009, 10:22 am
The solution is simple..just don't invite us to your next war.
Cerebus - December 16, 2008, 1:24 pm
The US are consistent too. They showed up TWO YEARS LATE for WWI as well.
Yank - October 9, 2008, 1:54 pm
I realiZe your country must've had an aggressive grading curve

IDOL FAIL - Go take a bubble bath, dumbass.

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lightquake - January 21, 2010, 2:55 pm

ALAN B. SHEPARD JR. - First American in space. Pissed himself just before liftoff. A real American hero.

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Jmac0585 - May 13, 2009, 1:01 pm
A fan of the Querran wrote this. Not surprised.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 12:52 pm
...only supposed to be 15 minutes long. He relieved himself only after asking ground ground for permission. Alan B. Shepard Jr. is a real American hero and had balls bigger than your brain "okami."
Mark - May 13, 2009, 12:49 pm
Yes it's true that he pissed himself, but not out of fear as this poster intimates. He was in his flight suit for hours prior to being locked into his space capsule and delayed for hours more. His flight suit didn't have a urine bag as his flight was...

AMERICANS - "Intelligence? What's that?"

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HtD - December 17, 2008, 3:43 am
d = angry fuckhead
d - July 20, 2008, 12:18 am
Yank = clueless